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Diabolical Gifts

Grow Your Own Girlfriend

£10.99
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Description

Failing to find love? Beginning to think that the girl of your dreams doesn't exist? Eliminate the need for a real woman with our Grow Your Own Girlfriend kit. It's a lot easier to convince this hot babe to go out with you and you shouldn't have too many problems keeping her happy either. She won't obsessively clean, she won't nag, and won't try to make you watch trashy tv with her. She'll just sit patiently in the corner waiting for you to pay her some attention. There's a fair few things that a real girlfriend will refuse to tolerate. However, if you grow a girlfriend then you open up a world of possibilities. Want to spend all Sunday sitting in your pants watching the football? Do it. Fancy going down the pub with the lads on Saturday night? Not a problem. Feel like gaming all night? Go for it, she really won't mind. It's the ultimate fuss free relationship for the man who can't seem to find the right lady. Sure, this grow your own girlfriend might only be 6 cm tall at the moment, but pop her in some room temperature water and she'll soon be up to 600% larger than her original size. She'll begin growing in a few hours and be fully grown in around 3 days. If you ever feel like it's time to take a break, simply remove her from the water and she'll soon shrink. A hilarious secret Santa or novelty gift for men of all ages, our Grow Your Own Girlfriend is the perfect partner.

SKU: M5060753020804
Product Details & Care

6 cm tall and can expand up to 600% her original size!

Delivery

Free delivery on all order over £50 (exc. Bulky Item Delivery)

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£2.99

5-7 Working Days

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£3.99

3-5 Working Days

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£4.99

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£5.99

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£6.99

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Bulky Item Delivery

£4.99

Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery

£2.99

5-7 Working Days

Northern Ireland Standard Delivery

£6.99

3-5 Working Days

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Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.

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